User:Sparrowsong

About me
My name is Sparrowsong. Avril Lavigne and I are lesbian lovers.

Did you know that Sparrowsong...

 * ...is Paris Hilton's mother?
 * ...is somewhere between 0 and OVER NINE THOUSAND years old?
 * ...isn't really named Sparrowsong?
 * ...is a girl?
 * ...is married to George Bush?
 * ...is a troll?
 * ...is bringing sexy back?
 * ...is also on Warriors Wiki and Warriors Fanfiction Wiki?
 * ...is the most beautiful person in the world?
 * ...doesn't like you?
 * ...knew all along that Bush is your father?
 * ...knew all along that Bush is Paris Hilton's father?
 * ...knew all along that Paris is your sister?
 * ...is your mother and Bush is your father?
 * ...is alive?
 * ...knows that you had an affair with Paris that resulted in Voldemort?
 * ...made out with a goat?
 * ...is a stalker?
 * ...is cooler, nicer, and prettier than you?
 * ...is the chosen one?
 * ...has got the most hideous eyebrows known to mankind? (Seriously. I've got like, auburn hair and GREY eyebrows - no joke!)
 * ...RPd a character named Suri before Suri Cruise was even born?
 * ...is unhappy that her character's name isn't original anymore?
 * ...'s favorite animals are sea otters, whales, elephants, sheep, cats, dogs, rabbits, guinea pigs, and lions?
 * ...is high?
 * ...is a Twilighter?
 * ...is a Potterhead?
 * ...is a Twi-head?
 * ...is 100 feet, 100,000,000 inches tall and weighs 1 pound?
 * ...is a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world?

My contributions

 * User contributions

My favorite pages

 * Witches
 * Zac Efron
 * Alice Cullen
 * High School Musical